The game of Connect 4 is not a meritocracy.
Nothing ruins a fun night out like a game of Trivia. Bars should offer fun games like Connect 4, where you don't have to know how many bones there are in a giraffe's neck (7), you just have to be aged 6 and up. Connect 4 will put giant boards in bars to encourage patrons to stop taking themselves so seriously.
Connect 4 will promote the game with Coaster Challenges that patrons can use to find worthy opponents.
Select coins will act as white-boards for players to write on if their opponent is taking the game too seriously or is doing something offensive like having a neckbeard.
The game of Connect 4 will now come equipped with a tiny violin to play for sore losers.